Technically I'm an Asset T-Shirt — Funny Financial / Accounting Tee
Black / S
$21.99
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Soft, heavy-weight cotton meets deadpan humor. This garment-dyed tee wears in like an old favorite — muted color, lived-in texture — while the bold, unapologetic front print reads “TECHNICALLY, I’M AN ASSET.” It settles into weekend routines and work-from-home days, a little sarcastic and quietly confident. Wear it to casual meetups, small investor events, or when you want your outfit to do the talking without saying too much. The relaxed fit and durable construction mean it moves with you: runs, coffee runs, and late-night spreadsheet sessions all feel a little easier in this shirt.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Technically I'm an Asset T-Shirt — Funny Financial / Accounting Tee
$21.99
Sale price
$21.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean